Camera Obscura

“Well, good luck to youse in India!”, shouted Noel. He had driven our gear to Glasgow airport and we were unloading.
“Thanks, we'll try and bring some medals back, haha”, shouted back some of the Scottish badminton team.
“No, I meant wi your accommodation!”


Pretty exciting trip we just had ourselves there. 3 nights in Beijing, literally 3 nights, I felt like a businessman, but not a very good one. I can't be bothered ironing shirts for a start. I imagine businessmen ironing lots in hotel rooms.


Watched a cracker on the way over, Jacques Audiard's 'Un Prophete', which was amazing even on one of those crappy airplane tele chairs AND and the wifey in front had reclined to the max even though she was only about 4ft high. It was out the same time as 'White Ribbon' and I forgot to check it out at the cinema. Anyway, China!


We had arrived on the morning of October 1st, national Day. A big national knees-up to celebrate big Mao and the lads proclaiming the PRC in 1949. A year eventful for also producing Lionel Ritchie (20th June), John (the good..)...Belushi (4th Feb.) and Maurice Gibb (22nd Dec), what a year!
Consequently the city was pure rammed, as they say over there. We had a meal and then visited Tiananmen Square - it was hard to see this massive square even when standing in the middle of it because of the terrible “fog”. People wanted pictures of us and not because we play in Camera Obscura, some asked and others didn't. An orchestra played in the square, people were throwing furry-looking things that lit up when they fell and for a while we lost Kenny! After finding the Kenny we finished the evening in a bar that seemed to be decorated completely in empty cigarette packs.


It wasn't all smog, squares and missing guitarists of course, we were in China to work. If you've never experienced a sound check at 10.30 in the morning then you're doing okay, don't change a thing.
We were playing as part of the “Modern Sky” Festival with the Big Pink, Blonde Redhead, Free Energy and Bert Anderson from The Suedes. The gig was fun, thanks to all the kids who watched us, and we had some drinks and then some of us went out after and had some drinks again. There was a 7-11 near the hotel, where I got a cup of noodles (not an actual Pot Noodle, Nigel, there's a difference) that seemed to have bits of dried meat in it and at least 4 packets of 'taste'. Felt right at the time.


On our day off we ventured to the Summer Palace, which was built circa 1750 during the reign of Emperor Qianlong and started life as the Garden of Clear Ripples. The palace is dominated by Longevity Hill and the Kunming Lake and is quite simply stunning. In case the view isn't enough for you, in the car park outside you can get one of those waving hand Mao watches for 50p and the Chinese equivalent of a “See You Jimmy” hat! Dancer! I think Gav may have bought one......

I’m happy to tell you that Owen Holmes (bassist with Black Kids) has made a new record under the name Gospel Music. The ep is called Duettes and I did one with him on a crackin wee tune called Automobile. You can listen/watch the video here…http://pitchfork.com/news/tags/owen-holmes/

I hope you enjoy it.

T x

I’m happy to tell you that Owen Holmes (bassist with Black Kids) has made a new record under the name Gospel Music. The ep is called Duettes and I did one with him on a crackin wee tune called Automobile. You can listen/watch the video here…http://pitchfork.com/news/tags/owen-holmes/

I hope you enjoy it.

T x

This Holland v Japan game is so boring that bits of my brain are dribbling out of my ears. At first I thought it was bits of wax but no, it’s my melting brain. There’s always the Shinty: MacTavish Cup Final (Kingussie v Kilmallie) or TJ Hooker, a favourite of mine as a wee guy. A big lardy middle aged William Shatner slithering over a cop car like a broken egg yolk does not look as cool to me as a 33 year old man, it has to be said.

I suspect that my slight hangover is also playing its part in my current state of muddled distraction. Was worth it all the same. Watched the marvelous England game at a friend’s flat (I’m definitely going to be following that bird, I think it’s got a bright future ahead of it no matter what goal post it chooses to perch on next season) and had a few scoops. The chat veered into the world of film after my “friend” made me listen to Tommy Live by the Who. Ok, let’s get one thing straight, I really, really, really do not like musicals. I loathe them, lots of people waving fingers in each others faces and shout-singing “NO NO NO!” over and over again, awful! The most palatable I can think of is Mel Stuart’s 1971 Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. What’s not to love? A brilliantly crazed and mischievous Gene Wilder, annoying children being dispatched off in the most inventive ways, creepy painted midgets and an acid trip scene set on a chocolate river! I do often think that kids films (and movies in general) in the late 60s and 70s were a little bolder than they are now. If anyone thinks I should open my mind on the musical front then post your suggestions below.

After hearing the ‘See Me Feel Me’ motif for the 5th time I pleaded with my beer accomplice to ditch Tommy, he obliged and treated me to some Pentangle. We recommended a couple of Australian films that we’d both seen recently to each other. Mine was Ted Kotcheff’s 1971 (OH what a year!) Wake In Fright which I notice is filed under “Foreign/Negative portrayal of Australia” in Wikipedia’s ‘Not Quite Hollywood’ film reference section. Not without good reason. This film is a cracker! I saw it at the Glasgow Film Festival, noticing a Nick Cave comment on the programme about it being “the scariest film ever made in Australia” or something like that. It is pure sun bleached grainy small town horror, absolutely depraved and reeking of alcohol. It’s got possibly the best homo-erotic, drunken kangaroo culling, bar fighting, foul mouthed insult slinging scene I have ever witnessed. A true lost classic. Also, Donald Pleasence tears it up, he is fantastic! You simply need to see this film although it seems to only exist on the film festival circuit right now, but hopefully that will change. For you literal-minded Americans this film is titled “Outback”, imaginative. In addition to the musical plea above, I’m also taking recommendations for Australian films. Can you tell I’ve got some time on my hands?

Final Score – MacTavish Final – Kingussie 5 (Ryan Borthwick 2, R Ross 3) Kilmallie 4 (L MacDonald 2, J Stewart, M Rodgers)

Hello everybody. I felt moved to post this up again because I just watched a bit and it’s actually pretty good. You can watch it on the 364 days of the year that we’re not playing in your town.

http://www.baeblemusic.com/concertvideo/Music-Hall-of-Williamsburg/Camera-Obscura.html

Please enjoy and pass on

xx